“I’ll tell you this—I’ve done a lot of stupid things in the presence of good looking, scantily-clad women in my life, but handing one a loaded police rifle in a public parking lot isn’t one of them.” - more hilarity from ChicagoNow’s Joe The Cop.
“ We still talk about the transgendered Marielitos in the building behind ours chasing each other into the alley, blades flashing and glass breaking. I remember that I had never before seen so many drunk, drug addicted and profoundly psychotic people shambling around the streets. On recent trips to the Aragon, the Riviera and the Green Mill I’ve noticed a similar dynamic, only now there are some Starbucks and upscale lounges scattered along the way. Hope springs eternal.
(ChicagoNow’s Joe The Cop on Uptown)
(ChicagoNow’s Joe The Cop on Uptown)
“ How can you maintain the illusion of journalistic impartiality when one of the political parties has jumped the shark?
Joe Klien
Joe Klien
Happy Hardcore tweeps - the definitive list!
Here is the most comprehensive list I could make of all the happy hardcore DJs and MCs on twitter. I’m sure I missed some, let me know in the comments!
…and while you’re busy following them (and me, @osgy), check out some of their greatest hits in my latest mix!
“ Just run a comb through your hair, and if you’re here by 8 a.m., we’ll have you on Squawk Box at 8:15 making stock picks.
(The Onion)
(The Onion)
“ People who saw Bolt run past you say he would have caught the bus even more easily had he not been celebrating and taunting you for the last half-block.
(The Onion)
(The Onion)
